Beats walkin on water…
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
Breadcrumbs? Na, they are expecting souls…
Proof that nature has humor
What’s next? They start growing wings…?
"Excuse me Sir, do you mind brining me another Margarita…?"
You’re sweating? Well that can be helped….
Now that is a real “Genius Bar”